I hope there is an update to this story and we get to see a photo of the man responsible for this (and you fucking know its a man) with a bunch of darts through his skull. I wanna see his head turned into a pin cushion. Fucking humans! We suck!
We should tip off Mike Tyson (a pigeon aficionado) about this case in Seattle. After they capture the perp they should make him step into the ring with Tyson for a few rounds of “community service”.
Here’s a good story from Mike Tyson on his childhood devotion to pigeons:
“One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand … he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.”
We used to live in a development of houses that were, because of design flaws, prone to having pidgins nest at a certain part of the roof. Needless to say after months of being woken up every morning by the sounds of them with several offspring, they basically became fair game to take out by any means possible… Me and my neighbor friend used to make a game of making it out to the front yard and taking 1-2 out with a BB gun before they flew off. They’re pests, the only thing sad about this picture as that he didn’t aim slightly lower.
I hope there is an update to this story and we get to see a photo of the man responsible for this (and you fucking know its a man) with a bunch of darts through his skull. I wanna see his head turned into a pin cushion. Fucking humans! We suck!
Dan,
Apparently you’re not aware of the pigeon minions’ support of squirrel world domination.
http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special/profiles/itchy/index.html
The Seattle Sniper is protecting us all.
We should tip off Mike Tyson (a pigeon aficionado) about this case in Seattle. After they capture the perp they should make him step into the ring with Tyson for a few rounds of “community service”.
Here’s a good story from Mike Tyson on his childhood devotion to pigeons:
“One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand … he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.”
We used to live in a development of houses that were, because of design flaws, prone to having pidgins nest at a certain part of the roof. Needless to say after months of being woken up every morning by the sounds of them with several offspring, they basically became fair game to take out by any means possible… Me and my neighbor friend used to make a game of making it out to the front yard and taking 1-2 out with a BB gun before they flew off. They’re pests, the only thing sad about this picture as that he didn’t aim slightly lower.