I just noticed you did a hover-over for this! Woo hoo! (fucking hipsters(agreed))
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Fucking hipsters?
More like “fucking stupid kid”
Slam
If you could stop your bike, it wouldn’t matter. Get some Brakes.
Logic
You can stop relatively quickly without brakes, but this guy wasn’t trying to stop…he was trying for distance. You failed to notice the bikes leaning up against a car, or that the three hipsters have cameras out and were ready for pictures. With that information, you can’t really draw the conclusion “If you could stop your bike, it wouldn’t matter.”
Yeah
Whatever, that mario moustache/pink hat/waders combo is retarded.