- kicking dudes in the balls
- stealing someone’s lunch
- making them feel like a fool when they look and there’s nothing there and then you say “made yah look”
This is not good. I tried this on my wife and it did not work well at all. After she got up from the floor, she punched me in the nuts and then called the police. I do not recommend this.
I did this to my grandma as she passed me on her spiral staircase. It laid her flat out & she rolled backwards down the stairs & I think that’s the part that actually killed her. That was two days ago. Now I’m Mexico trying to sell her jewelry for drugs and other shit like electronics. So far I’ve only managed to buy this piece of shit laptop.
As long as I live I can never return to my homeland of America. In retrospect that was totally not funny, or in ANY way worth it. Please don’t do this to anyone, especially the elderly!!
I tried this on my kid and he fell asleep. Hopefully he’ll snap out of it in a little while, can’t seem to wake him up….
Comment by Smith Fergeson — July 21, 2010 @ 12:47 pm
I like how the guy punching is still looking “over there” just in case something exciting does appear over there. I think he should look where he is punching, much more effective.
At McD’s In was in front of Cop in line and said look that girl is showing her tits!!!! He looked… I hit him in the neck and said IT WAS A JOKE….He kicked the SHIT out of me!!!
THEN his friends Kicked my ass in jail!!!
THEN the judge said it was my 2nd offense and gave 18 months @ the local penal farm!!!
I still think it was fun… but it hurts when I laugh!
My dog did it to me! he kept looking to his left and when I looked he bit me in the nuts and I am still trying to get him to let go while screaming in agony! what ever your dog is looking at please don’t look if you value your nuts.
OK, I tried it out. This guy came walking down my street and he stopped to ask directions. So I pointed to get him to look away then hit him in the neck with a piece of firewood. Too bad, he got a huge splinter. But it worked very well. A problem though, he got this really large swelling where the wood made contact. It’s purple.
OK being a short guy 5’5″ I tend to make like I’m going to fake left then come straight in with my right but all the while I’m just going in to kick out the knee. Once I kick out the knee I drop down on their head with my knee whil kneeling, I make sure they are out cold. Either way I then stand up and take a rib or two or three so when they get up they know this not to fuck with me anymore.
I went in to my boss this morning after reading this. I asked her if I could ask her a question. She said “Sure.” I then pointed to her office wall and said, “Is that a new painting you’ve got there?” When she turned to look, I clocked her in her farking neck, just like the picture told me too! It worked great! She’s out cold in her office right now, I’m sitting here typing this AND I got a new painting on MY wall. I love the internets.
Comment by Tyrone Shoes — August 2, 2010 @ 6:09 am
anyone not finding this funny must still be waiting for their sense of humour to come through the post. this IS funny. what’s even funnier is, it works….but only on unsuspecting folk.
The police are training morons to do this? I think that is very irresponsible. The morons should bed kept in the dark. If a moron ever does this too me I’ll sue the police.
Also a great tip for:
- kicking dudes in the balls
- stealing someone’s lunch
- making them feel like a fool when they look and there’s nothing there and then you say “made yah look”
haha – thats funny. “lol”
lol- this is awesome- Im gonna try it on my neighbor when I get home! Wish me luck!
Ah Bill..
This is not good. I tried this on my wife and it did not work well at all. After she got up from the floor, she punched me in the nuts and then called the police. I do not recommend this.
WTF WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO YOUR WIFE. WHY DID SHE CALL TH POLICE D:
Oh, man. My brother used to do this to me. He did it over and over and over, even though I kept telling him to quit…
Hey BobbyWoggy, one question… why did you keep looking, over and over again?
I tried this on my dog, now he wont come near me, thanks a lot!
WHY DID YOU LET HER CALL POLICE D:… You should have gotten out the circular saw by then
This is brill….. I just did this to myself, I cant believed I looked, THERE WAS NO ONE THERE BOTH TIMES!
Can’t believe Glen Beck punched someone in 1990!
am I the only one that thinks this is not funny at all?
i don’t think this is funny at all either
I did this to my grandma as she passed me on her spiral staircase. It laid her flat out & she rolled backwards down the stairs & I think that’s the part that actually killed her. That was two days ago. Now I’m Mexico trying to sell her jewelry for drugs and other shit like electronics. So far I’ve only managed to buy this piece of shit laptop.
As long as I live I can never return to my homeland of America. In retrospect that was totally not funny, or in ANY way worth it. Please don’t do this to anyone, especially the elderly!!
I tried this on my kid and he fell asleep. Hopefully he’ll snap out of it in a little while, can’t seem to wake him up….
I like how the guy punching is still looking “over there” just in case something exciting does appear over there. I think he should look where he is punching, much more effective.
I didn’t think that this would work if you did it to yourself, but it does…
did he spin when hit or what
At McD’s In was in front of Cop in line and said look that girl is showing her tits!!!! He looked… I hit him in the neck and said IT WAS A JOKE….He kicked the SHIT out of me!!!
THEN his friends Kicked my ass in jail!!!
THEN the judge said it was my 2nd offense and gave 18 months @ the local penal farm!!!
I still think it was fun… but it hurts when I laugh!
that takes guts
That’s my dad.
My dog did it to me! he kept looking to his left and when I looked he bit me in the nuts and I am still trying to get him to let go while screaming in agony! what ever your dog is looking at please don’t look if you value your nuts.
ololol
this seems like good exercise if you keep doing it over and over again
Ha…He said, PENAL farm” (#20 ^^)
OK, I tried it out. This guy came walking down my street and he stopped to ask directions. So I pointed to get him to look away then hit him in the neck with a piece of firewood. Too bad, he got a huge splinter. But it worked very well. A problem though, he got this really large swelling where the wood made contact. It’s purple.
OK being a short guy 5’5″ I tend to make like I’m going to fake left then come straight in with my right but all the while I’m just going in to kick out the knee. Once I kick out the knee I drop down on their head with my knee whil kneeling, I make sure they are out cold. Either way I then stand up and take a rib or two or three so when they get up they know this not to fuck with me anymore.
wo looks like you have a little bit of anger there short stuff, me thinks you need to calm down a bit
Hey shortie, calm yourself. Maybe some anger management is in order?
Also, aim lower than the ribs for the happy ending. More painful.
I went in to my boss this morning after reading this. I asked her if I could ask her a question. She said “Sure.” I then pointed to her office wall and said, “Is that a new painting you’ve got there?” When she turned to look, I clocked her in her farking neck, just like the picture told me too! It worked great! She’s out cold in her office right now, I’m sitting here typing this AND I got a new painting on MY wall. I love the internets.
This is police training morons.
This happened to me once, but, by the time I came to, whatever they were pointing at was already gone.
yeah me too and i woke up with my pants round my ankles.
anyone not finding this funny must still be waiting for their sense of humour to come through the post. this IS funny. what’s even funnier is, it works….but only on unsuspecting folk.
The police are training morons to do this? I think that is very irresponsible. The morons should bed kept in the dark. If a moron ever does this too me I’ll sue the police.