Comments on: LIES!

By: porky

porky — Sat, 02 Oct 2010 15:54:36 +0000

I’m so glad Matimal has his bases covered.I think it’s great that he keeps us in the know ,as to what type of Farm- implements he has swinging from his johnson on any given day.

Here’s to you,Edward Scissordick!

By: d-bone

d-bone — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:46:23 +0000

what ya need to do is grow your fingernails out long and then push it thru, its real easy when you think about it, lmao

By: Matimal

Matimal — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 23:14:57 +0000

I’m so glad to see that dhud and his wife have their bases covered..I was a little worried at first. I use a bowie knife on a chain attached to my prince albert..never leave home without it. – Yeah, that’s right, months of zero activity on the site and I break the silence with that…

By: dhud

dhud — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 21:37:24 +0000

Every damn thing is hard to open now. Thats why I keep a sharp knife in my pocket,and wife keeps small scissors in her purse.

By: Johnny

Johnny — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 20:22:12 +0000

You’re doing it wrong.

By: MisterFox

MisterFox — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:17:20 +0000

It now looks like it says “TO OPEN PUSH HERS.”

By: edye

edye — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 22:00:32 +0000

YES!! TO OPEN PUSH HERE–until you mangle the box. Then, STAB HERE with a knife.

By: Jam

Jam — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 04:59:40 +0000

you push that circle in to make it easier to rip the top off. True story.

By: zack

zack — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 21:25:21 +0000

its so much easier just to rip the top off

By: Tchocky

Tchocky — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 19:59:15 +0000

Dude, that is so fucking true. That deceptively inviting yellow semicircle just sits there taunting you with its “To open push here” command. If only it were that easy. Well played Kraft, greatest troll ever.