LIES!


posted by Curtis on Jul 7, 2010
  • Tchocky

    Dude, that is so fucking true. That deceptively inviting yellow semicircle just sits there taunting you with its “To open push here” command. If only it were that easy. Well played Kraft, greatest troll ever.

  • zack

    its so much easier just to rip the top off

  • Jam

    you push that circle in to make it easier to rip the top off. True story.

  • edye

    YES!! TO OPEN PUSH HERE–until you mangle the box. Then, STAB HERE with a knife.

  • MisterFox

    It now looks like it says “TO OPEN PUSH HERS.”

  • http://phosphorus.co/ Johnny

    You’re doing it wrong.

  • dhud

    Every damn thing is hard to open now. Thats why I keep a sharp knife in my pocket,and wife keeps small scissors in her purse. :)

  • Matimal

    I’m so glad to see that dhud and his wife have their bases covered..I was a little worried at first. I use a bowie knife on a chain attached to my prince albert..never leave home without it. – Yeah, that’s right, months of zero activity on the site and I break the silence with that…

  • d-bone

    what ya need to do is grow your fingernails out long and then push it thru, its real easy when you think about it, lmao

  • porky

    I’m so glad Matimal has his bases covered.I think it’s great that he keeps us in the know ,as to what type of Farm- implements he has swinging from his johnson on any given day.

    Here’s to you,Edward Scissordick!

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